WWE Extreme Rules Results

June 7, 2009   ·  
Steve Mclaren   ·   steve@gawdalmighty.com

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RESULTS

- United States Championship: Kofi Kingston defeated MVP, William Regal, Matt Hardy

- Intercontinental Championship – No Hards Barred: Chris Jericho defeated Rey Mysterio to become the new champion.

- Samoan Strap Match: CM Punk defeated Umaga

- ECW Championship – Hardcore Rules: Tommy Dreamer defeated Christian & Jack Swagger

- Hog Pen Match: Santina Marella defeated Vickie Guerrero

- WWE Championship – Steel Cage Match: Batista defeated Randy Orton to become the new WWE Champion.

- Submission Match: John Cena defeated Big Show

- World Heavyweight Championship: Ladder Match – Jeff Hardy defeated Edge to win the World Heavyweight Championship.

- World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk defeated Jeff Hardy.

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- United States Championship: Kofi Kingston vs. MVP vs. William Regal vs. Matt Hardy

The US title is kicking things off.

Hardy and Regal didn’t show any heel solidity early on. Regal tried to butterfly suplex Kofi off the top, and MVP tried to German them both. However, MVP botched the spot.

Kofi stacked Regal and Hardy up and gave them the ‘boop boop boop’. Kofi’s offence has been quite great in this match. Regal ran wild after MVP hit his ballin’ elbow.

Regal kneed MVP out of the ring and gave Hardy a suplex. Regal threw Kofi into the ropes, but Kofi stopped himself going out of the ring and gave Regal the buzzsaw kick for the win. Pretty good opener.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

- Intercontinental Championship – No Hards Barred: Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho

Jericho never came out, he was at the merchandise stand. Jericho is pissed with Mysterio selling his stuff. Jericho made his way to the ring via the hypocrites.

Rey came right out of the gate and beat Jericho around the announce tables. Rey flipped over the steel steps and dropkicked them into Jericho. Rey hurricanrana’d Jericho from the apron.

Rey went to do a top rope move, but Jericho shoved him onto the top rope. Rey fought back against Jericho. Mysterio dove from the top to the outside onto Jericho. Rey tried but couldn’t pin Jericho.

Jericho ripped at Rey’s mask and had about 50% of it off. Jericho went shoulder first into the ring post and to the outside. Rey dove perfectly through the ropes onto Jericho.

Jericho reversed the 619 attempt into that awesome looking standing spinning backbreaker. Jericho missed the lionsault and was hit with a 619 to the back of the head. Rey went for the splash, but Jericho hit the codebreaker. He got 2 3/4.

Jericho went outside and got a chair. Rey dropkicked it into Jericho’s face. Another close 2-count. Jericho got a chair assisted legdrop to the face. Rey jumped into Jericho’s walls of Jericho. He fought out of it and hit Jericho with a chair.

Rey went for the 619, but Jericho pulled Rey’s mask off! Jericho quickly rolled up Rey for the win.

Winner: Chris Jericho

- Josh Matthews interviewed Batista. They replayed what Orton did to Flair on Raw last Monday. Big Dave did a very serious promo about killing Orton tonight.

- Samoan Strap Match: Umaga vs. CM Punk

Each men must touch all 4 corners in order to win.

WWE’s on-screen graphic is slow. The match between these two is slow, too. Punk tried to GTS Umaga, but Umaga easily escaped and hit a spinning heel kick.

Punk was close to hitting all 4 turnbuckles, but Umaga dragged him over and hit the black hole slam. Umaga, as well, was close to hitting all 4, but Punk prevented that.

The finish saw Umaga touch 3 turnbuckles before GTSing Umaga and hitting the final turnbuckle.

Winner: CM Punk

- Hurricane Helms interviewed Christian. Christian said he is going to miss Tommy Dreamer after tonight. Dreamer came by and joked with Christian. Swagger came in to talk, but Dreamer and Christian walked off.

- ECW Championship – Hardcore Rules: Christian vs. Jack Swagger vs. Tommy Dreamer

The plunder came out early. Christian and Dreamer double teamed Swagger with the weapons. Dreamer used a can to do his rolling dive from the apron.

Lots of back-and-forth stuff in this. Christian did his dive but Swagger used a trash can to block the on coming ECW Champion. Christian powerbombed Swagger, who suplex Dreamer from the top to the cans in the ring.

Swagger went to doctor bomb Christian but Dreamer hit Swagger in the gut with the crutch. Swagger hit the DDT and got the win.

Winner: Tommy Dreamer

Dreamer celebrated in the crowd.

- VICKIE GUERRERO WAS SHADOW BOXING WITH CHAVO!

- Hog Pen Match: Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marella

Vickie has made this a handicap match, Chavo is joining her. Santina backdropped Chavo into the slop. The pigs wanted no part of this match. They’re working near falls in this match! Vickie’s coming in. Chavo went to throw slop on Santina, but she ducked and it went on Vickie.

Chavo got the bucket on his head. Santina pinned Vickie for the win. Vickie and Chavo fought after. This was brutal.

Winner: Santina.

Everyone made fun of how bad Vickie smelt. Edge was in her office, she said Edge will have to face Jeff on his own. Ooooh, they’re getting a divorce.

- WWE Championship – Steel Cage Match: Randy Orton vs. Batista

Orton immediately tried to escape the cage. Batista dragged Orton back into the ring. Batista was dominating Orton, but everytime Orton caught a break, he’d try to escape the cage.

Orton countered the Batista bomb by backdropping Big Dave into the cage. Orton climbed the cage but thought about punting Batista again, but Batista moved which made Orton for the escape again. Batista tried to Batista bomb Orton from the cage.

Orton fought out of that and went for an RKO, but Batista blocked it. Batista finally hit the Batista bomb for the win.

Winner: Batista

We’ve just put a story up on Batista being possibly injured – New WWE Champion Batista Injured?

- Submission Match: John Cena vs. Big Show

Cena went for the STF early on but failed to apply the hold. Big Show was working on Cena. Everytime Cena tried to mount some offence, Show would put him back down again.

Big Show went for the masterlock, but Cena didn’t allow Show to lock his hands. Cena got on Big Show’s back and tried to choke him out. Show fought out of it and took control of the match again.

Big Show slowly beat on Cena, however, he missed the vader bomb. Cena went for a scoop slam, but couldn’t pull it off. Big Show had Cena in side control. Big Show rammed Cena rib-first into the steel post.

Big Show caught Cena in a bearhug. WILL THIS MATCH NEVER END?! Cena hit the FU and sent for the STF. Big Show fought it off. Big Show hit the knockout punch.

Both men were down on the outside after Cena rammed Big Show into the ring post. Cena leg dropped Big Show and trapped Big Show’s leg in the rope. He then locked in a modified STF and tapped out Big Show.

Winner: John Cena

- World Heavyweight Championship: Ladder Match – Edge vs. Jeff Hardy

10 years in the making they’re billing it as.

Neither man has come close to the belt yet. Nor has there been any huge spots so far. Edge worked away at Hardy’s leg. Jeff dropkicked Edge off the ladder.

Jeff threw Edge front first inbetween the ladder that was set up upside down. Jeff pulled out a giant ladder and gave Edge a twist of fate. Jeff climbed the ladder. Edge rolled out of the way, so Jeff grabbed onto the belt. Edge, however, pulled Jeff down.

Jeff did a whisper in the wind from the ladder. Jeff did the Foley double clothesline to the outside. Edge propped a ladder up from the ring to the guard rail. Jeff fought off a suplex attempt.

Jeff bulldogged Edge onto the guard rail and rolled him onto the ladder between the ring. Jeff set up a giant ladder, but Edge came up it, too. Both men went crashing through the ladder between the ring.

Edge went for a spear from one ladder to Jeff, who was on the other. Jeff countered that in mid-air with a twist of fate.

Edge knocked Jeff off the ladder, so Jeff tied Edge up in the ladder. Jeff climbed up and won the title!

Winner: Jeff Hardy

OMG! CM PUNK IS COMING OUT. HE’S CASHING IT IN.

- World Heavyweight Championship: Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk

Jeff Hardy kicked out of the GTS!!! Jeff Hardy got an inside cradle for a real close count. Pun hit the GTS again. CM Punk is the new World Heavyweight Champion!

Winner: CM Punk

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