WWE The Bash Results

June 28, 2009   ·  
Steve Mclaren   ·   steve@gawdalmighty.com

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RESULTS

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- ECW Championship: Scramble Match – Tommy Dreamer defeated Jack Swagger, Christian, Finlay, Mark Henry to remain the ECW Champion.

- Intercontinental Championship: Title vs. Mask - Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio.

- Dolph Ziggler defeated Great Khali.

- - Unified Tag Team Championship: Edge & Chris Jericho defeated The Colons vs. Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes.

- Women’s Championship: Michelle McCool defeated Melina.

- World Heavyweight Championship: Jeff Hardy defeated CM Punk via DQ.

- John Cena defeated The Miz.

- WWE Championship: Three Stages of Hell - Randy Orton defeated Triple H.

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The ECW Championship match starts us off.

- ECW Championship:
Scramble Match
Tommy Dreamer vs. Jack Swagger vs. Christian vs. Finlay vs. Mark Henry

Christian and Jack Swagger are starting. Some real good exchanges between these two early on. Finlay is the third man out. Swagger thumbed Finlay in the eye and then rolled him up to become the interim champion.

The current ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer is the forth man out. Finlay hit Swagger with the Celtic Cross to become the new interim champion. The fifth man, Mark Henry, is out with Tony ‘the living legend’ Atlas. Mark Henry powerbombed Christian, Swagger and Dreamer from the top rope on a suplex-style spot.

Henry destroyed everyone and then got the pin on Dreamer to become the new interim champion. Everyone took turns diving onto the outside. Mark Henry teased doing one, but Swagger cut him off and gave him a Vader bomb to become the new interim champion.

Christian hit the killswitch on Swagger, and nearly got a 3, but Dreamer stopped the count and DDT’d Christian to become the new interim champion.

Everyone scrambled to pin Dreamer at the 10-second mark, but everyone failed and Dreamer remained the ECW Champion.

Winner: Tommy Dreamer

Edge met with Teddy Long in his office. Edge wants Long to the make the World Title match a triple threat – Long says no.

- Intercontinental Championship: Title vs. Mask – Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio

Rey is wearing a Zebra print outfit this evening – it’s pretty hideous.

Rey tried a baseball slide, but Jericho countered that and threw Rey into the guardrail. The crowd is slit between Rey and Jericho. Jericho hit a beautiful tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Jericho is controlling and dominating Rey.

Mysterio got a near-fall from a cross body. Mysterio hit a double springboard moonsault for another 2. Jericho caught Rey in the air and hit a Warlord-inspired powerslam. Another close 2 count for Mysterio following a top rope moonsault.

Jericho has Mysterio locked in the walls. Rey got to the bottom rope and their was a mixed reaction from the crowd. Rey missed a 619 where Jericho was on the outside. As he came back at Jericho, Jericho leveled him with a clothesline.

Mysterio tried a top rope hurricanrana, but Jericho turned it into a powerbomb in mid-air. REAL close 2 count. Jericho missed the lionsault and a fat guy in green was so upset he missed it. Rey got a hurricanrana for 2.

Jericho turned a 619 attempt into that lucha backbreaker. Rey goes for the springboard cross body, Code breaker! 2! Jericho tried a hurricanrana from the top rope but missed his footing. Rey dropkicked him into the second rope and went for the 619. He hit it and went for the hurricanrana, but Jericho turned it into the walls!

Rey rolled out of it and they exchanged roll-ups. The crowd is going wild. Jericho pulled out the mask, but wait, it was a second one! Jericho hit the 619 and dropped the dime for the win. AWESOME match.

Winner: Rey Mysterio

They’re showing a video from last Monday’s Raw.

Triple H was backstage getting his left-leg taped up.

Jericho is pissed backstage and wants his rematch. Teddy Long refuses to do so. THE SWINE!

Dolph Ziggler is getting a video package before his match. Cool as hell.

I sure hope this finishes quickly, Ziggler is great and all, but it’s a Khali match, man.

- The Great Khali vs. Dolph Ziggler

Khali beat Ziggler around on the outside after kicking his ass in the ring. Khali missed Ziggler and ended up chopping the ring post. Ziggler cut down Khali’s legs and brought a chair in the ring. Khali punches the chair out of Dolph’s hand.

Khali signaled for the chop of doom but KANE returned. Kane leveled Khali with the chair as Dolph left the ring. It’s No DQ by the way. After Kane left, Ziggler pinned Khali.

Oh my god, a Kane vs. Khali feud is in the works!

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Mr. McMahon met with Teddy Long. McMahon is ripping on Long, he said even Mike Adamle did something as a GM.

- Unified Tag Team Championship:
The Colons vs. Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes

COME ON LEGACY!

Teddy Long came out and said this match will now be a triple threat tag team match. WHAT! EDGE?! Edge is out there. Who’s his partner? JERICHO! WHAT.A.TEAM.

Still hope Ted & Cody wins, though.

Carlito and Ted DiBiase are starting this off. There’s a lot of tagging in by themselves. The Colons slow this match down and make it boring. Thanks, lads.

Both teams are refusing to let either Edge or Chris Jericho into this match. Edge tagged himself in and missed the spear, and this allowed Ted to then tag himself in.

The crowd loves Edge. The match so far has been all Legacy & Colons. Cody fought off the backstabber, and this allowed Edge to tag himself in. After Cody finally got him with the backstabber, Edge speared Carlito for the win.

Winners: Edge & Chris Jericho

Randy Orton was backstage as Rhodes & DiBiase came to the back. Orton tells them to forget about tag titles and help him tonight. Ted questions Orton and walks off.

- Women’s Championship: Melina vs. Michelle McCool

Well, I do need to get another drink.

This match sucks – although, Melina’s tits do look great tonight.

Melina tried some weird move, but McCool threw her off and hit the big boot for two. Michelle hit the styles clash for the win. She’s the new champion and the first ever woman to win the women’s title and the diva’s title.

Winner: Michelle McCool

- World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy

Lots of holds and counters early on from both men. Hardy dived onto Punk and then placed him on the guardrail. He missed the whisper in the wind and landed back first on the rail. Hardy got back into the ring at 9.

Punk kept Jeff Hardy grounded. Hardy began his comeback. The crowd is surprisingly quiet for this. Hardy went for that springboard corner dropkick, but Punk tried for the GTS. Hardy fought out of it, though. Punk got a 2 count for the knee and bulldog.

Jeff Hardy hit the twist of fate out of nowhere, Jeff goes up for the Swanton – Punk moves out of the way. Close 2 count from a inside cradle for Hardy.

Hardy reversed the Go 2 Seep into the twist of fate and then hit the Swanton bomb. 1.2.3. Jeff Hardy wins the World Heavyweight Championship. WOAH, wait, the ref is saying that CM Punk’s foot was under the bottom rope.

Hardy went for the twist of fate again, but Punk reversed it into the GTS. Hardy fought out of it. Punk claimed Hardy poked his eye. As the refs back was turned, Punk booted the ref in the back. DQ!

They’re trying to sell it as though Punk thought it was Hardy there, but as he’s going heel, we know he knew it was the ref, right, kids?

Winner: Jeff Hardy via DQ

Jeff Hardy lost it and attacked CM Punk as he was going up the ramp. He dragged him back to the ring and beat him down.

It’s back to Teddy Long’s office now. The Colons are pissed with Teddy.

Randy was in his locker room and phoned up Cody, he told him to call him back.

- John Cena vs. The Miz

John Cena is out wrestling and out smarting the Miz. Cena chased Miz around the ring, and upon returning to the ring, Cena was hung up on the top rope. Miz is working over Cena’s neck and head area.

Cena was making his comeback, hitting all his moves. The 5 knuckle shuffle followed. FU. Now the STF. Miz taps. What a geek.

Winner: John Cena

- WWE Championship: Three Stages of Hell: 1st fall: Normal Wrestling Match, 2nd fall: Falls Count Anywhere Match, 3rd fall: (if necessary) Stretcher Match.

Randy Orton vs. Triple H

Both men came out brawling. HHH is dominating Orton right now. Ever since blocking a pedigree, Orton has been working over HHH’s bad left leg.

Triple H was on the outside, as Orton came up to him, HHH hammered him with the chair. The ref called for the DQ

Winner of the first fall: Randy Orton

HHH beat the crap out of Orton with the chair. He rolled Orton out and gave him a pedigree on the outside.

Winner of the second fall: Triple H

HHH positioned Orton the stretcher and rolled him up the ramp. Orton came two towards the yellow line and fought back. Orton sent HHH into the front row. They fought in the crowd. Orton sent Triple H into the unprotected guard rail.

Orton bought the steel steps into the ring. However, HHH gave Orton a drop toe hold onto the steps. He took the steps himself and leveled Orton with them.

Triple H put Randy on the stretcher and wheeled him up mid-way to the line. Orton kicked the game off. Orton gave HHH a DDT while HHH’s feet were on the stretcher.

Orton went for the punt but Triple H moved and Orton ended up kicking the stretcher. Backdrop onto the stretcher by Randy Orton. Now Orton is wheeling HHH up the ramp. HHH came off the stretcher right near the line.

Orton’s setting up for an RKO on the stage. But HHH reversed it and shoved Orton into the set. Pedigree on the stage by HHH. Hunter is trying to get Orton on the stretcher. HHH was just about to get Orton over the line as Cody Rhodes came out and prevented it.

HHH tried again but TED DIBIASE came out and nailed HHH. Legacy beatdown Triple H and put him on the stretcher. HHH fought back, though. Legacy grounded him and pounded him.

HHH found a sledge hammer in the stage and took everyone out. Orton, in an attempt to stop him, punted HHH in the balls.

Orton leveled with a bit of the stage and wheeled him over the line to win.

Winner: Randy Orton

After the match, HHH hit Orton with the sledge hammer to stand tall.

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